Deweydog

MJOWUFBACDFBAWU. Beat that, Mr. Smarty McAcronymson.

APRIL PHOOLS!!!

I think someone’s had a little too much blood of Christ.

Break up. Now.

Any word on whether Jesus saw his shadow this morning?

Awfully dry out this morning for egg hunts but a traffic cam tour indicates MOST people are pressing on anyway. The resiliency of PNW’erners knows no bounds!

SUNSET ALERT

It’s absolutely astonishing how accurate long range forecasts have become.

We’re having hamburger helper and homemade ketchup.

Nailed it!!!

Everyone having a Good Friday??

First opening day loss since 2016. ANALOG ALERT

SHUTOUT SEASON AVERTED!

I miss it.

Breezy!

I thought trotsky was another name for someone with Crohn’s Disease.

If you’re doing as well as Ted and Annette Fleming, you’re doing ok!

Nice, but what’s your take home after taxes?

Hi Jesse! Long time listener, first time caller… I'm wondering if this applies to those who have the means to flee to AK to escape a few days 70 degree weather? I’ll take my answer off the air. Have a great day and love the show!

My wife closes her eyes and holds her breath every time we cross the Lewis and Clark Bridge in Longview. This will not help.

I like running in the rain. I do NOT like pina coladas though.

HEAVY RAIN!

Did you have Covid at the time?

One pregnancy from now we’ll be tracking SANTA via NORAD!