Not really sure why I'm being tagged in a response to such a pessimistic post.
Perhaps change my username to DrySnow and I will change your fortunes down south.
We are like snowflakes in the PNW. We have various structures and identities but we always melt when the southerlies arrive and eventually become one with the ocean....
Lots of variation from breezy to windy with heavy rain, light rain, drizzle, and mist. This could saturate my lawn and bring me some waterfront property.