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There's the word "notch" again.

 

*Drink*

*pulls gun away from my head*

 

So winter is back on now?

It is consistent at least... it means one thing .... winter cancel ... Jim is having a melt down. Phil is analyzing his analysis to explain what went wrong and why it may work out for us in February... maybe.

Why not March? Perhaps we can get a decent PSCZ that drops a trace of slush on the grassy spots! That would be awesome!!!!

"Pattern reset" is the new "warning shot"

At your mom's house.

But she hasn't been alive for 8 years now.

Where's Phil?

Exploding precip sounds dangerous!

Mostly Smokey with a chance of exploding precip changing to brimstone near midnight. 1-3 inches of brimstone expected.

Day 10 is ultra funky. Focus only on days 2-5. Anything after this point is a wild card. ©Captain Obvious

http://maps1.pivotalweather.com/maps/models/ecmwf/2017121900/240/500h_anom.na.png

WTF IS THAT?

 

That ridge looks like a ....nvm.

That will be specifically for Portland. Not up here.

35 degree rain?

40 degree rain?

44 degree rain?

50 degree rain?

The EURO Op at Day 6 has shown different solutions the past 6 runs. I wouldn't entirely count on this to pan out.

Lol. Never doubt the milder and wetter scenario. We are as toast as the crust on my dominos pizza.

 

Onto January...

The block is about 0.005 inches further west.

GFS is right. 55 degree rain for Christmas FTW.

Notch

 

Botch

 

Scotch?

Days since Winter has been cancelled: 0

 

Can we at least get to 1?

Alright...who has been screwing around with the Euro computers again? Come on...fess up.

I've already got my IV all ready and setup and some whisky just in case the euro can't deliver.

Back to good ol mushrooms and weed for me. If the weather aint gonna be interesting...I may as well make it look interesting.

Winter has been cancelled for the 63rd time this month.

Can someone sum up the past few model runs in one or two words?

I still hate the runs. I will not be satisfied until the Pacific freezes and glacial ice has reached the tip of the Space Needle.

Looks like the top of a coconut or bowling ball...

Ok clock is at 0 now. It's over.

 

Better luck next time.

Yeah it's definitely over. This feels like getting picked off at the 2 yard line.

Cinter Wancel

I was just going to post that with the exact same comment. Wow!

 

The 12z GFS showed a low taking that path also. Who knows?

It will either go way north or way south!

The Patriots never rebuild. They just win every frickin year.

Their owner and fans sold their souls to the devil. There is no other explanation.