You’re already wet. ~ 73% of your body weight is water. God forbid it increase to 74%. Oh the humanity. Is water banned in your household too?

The moon is keeping an eye on sick Phil this evening. And the grass pollen is killing my eyeballs. Why can’t all organisms that produce pollen do it all at once and get it all over with in a few weeks a year and not be a continuous torture from March through June…

United in sun, divided by fire.

There are 3 reasons in high school/college I would willingly get up before 8 on a day off: It is race day It is a ski day "Honey, there's a tornado warning in Oregon." (Proceeds to run to the TV immediately without a second thought) Birth of that family meme aside, I do plan on doing something for the 10th anniversary in October. Probably won't just focus on the tornadoes since it was sandwiched by what some were hyping up to be the next Columbus Day Storm, and did not notice the favorable setup in between the systems. The windstorms busted, and the severe outbreak was not forecasted until a MRGL was issued after the event started.