Many summer days look like the top pic. But you have VERY specific preferences. Sorry life is so hard.

That's why the tropics are where I head. The heat feels actually pleasant in those conditions. I can tolerate upper 80s even. Unlike here...

I found mountain NorCal extremely pleasant in the summer when I went. Highs 85-90 in Mt Shasta area with lows in the 40s-low 50s, zero humidity at all and an exceptionally blue sky. The Redding heat bowl is not all of inland NorCal. Granted, the wildfire smoke there can get legitimately horrid in bad years, but I have to say the normal conditions there seemed heavenly to me.

This convo may have the Candyman Effect and Jesse might show up.

What summer should be: What summer is like here: