Few images better encapsulate the stupidity of our current timeline.

BLEEPING ML is still pushing further inland at this time.

It wasn't nearly as bad for the PNW overall as some other recent seasons. The 2025 fire season for the Pacific Northwest (PNW) is officially ranked as a moderate or "near-average" season. While it saw a higher-than-average number of fire starts, the total acreage burned was significantly lower than catastrophic years like 2020 or the record-breaking 2024 season. [1] 2025 Season Rankings & Stats Acreage vs. Average: Approximately 521,545 acres burned across Oregon and Washington in 2025. This is roughly 43%–48% of the 10-year average (which is over 1 million acres). Comparison to 2024: The 2025 total was a massive decrease from 2024, which saw over 2 million acres burned in the region.

Riverside is already 22 degrees cooler than it was yesterday at this time.

He also broke the satellite loop