Fair enough, sorry. My sense of humor does not translate well over text or among those who don't know me well, and that's on me to be more mindful of.
For the record, no I am absolutely not actually rooting for a Cat 5 up the mouth of Tampa Bay. The post was meant to be a joke in that it was hyperbolic parody of some of the stuff you see on weather twitter and some other forums whenever there's a big hurricane brewing. Apologies that it did not come off in the way I meant it.