You could be onto something!

It's a little slower to return this afternoon.

A is for annoying, abhorrent and asinine, which is what the marine layer is to most people B is for beautiful which is what the marine is for Jesse C is for clouds and crap of which the marine layer is composed of D is for dreary and drizzly which it is under the marine layer every morning E is for egregious, which a deep marine layer always is F is for fog, which happens inside the marine layer clouds G is for gray and gloom, which often follow the words May and June H is for high pressure, which normally crushes the marine layer, but not always I is for inversion which without it, the marine layer could not exist J is for jacarandas which the marine layer can delay the bloom of K is for kids whose first few weeks of summer vacation are usually ruined by the June Gloom L is for lucky, which is what you are if you see the sun for more than one hour at the beach any day of May or June M is for moist, misty and miserable, which it often is under a deep marine layer N is for nefarious which an mid afternoon stratus surge always is O is for obstinate, which the marine layer clouds often are in late spring and early summer P is for puke, which is the kind of reaction a deep marine layer can cause Q is for quivering in fear, which extended May Gray and June Gloom forecasts cause sun lovers to do R is for ridiculous which it is when San Diego fails to reach 70 F for 10 or more consecutive days in June S is for sickening, which is what the smog trapped under the inversion always is T is for trash, which the marine layer is often compared to. It's the sun's job to take out the trash. U is for umbrella, which is what you need in a heavy marine layer drizzle V is for vast, which describes the expanse of the marine layer cloud deck over the Pacific W is for water vapor, which the marine has too much of X is for X out, which some people may do at the end of each day during the May Gray and June Gloom season before summer arrives Y is for yucky, which is what the marine layer stratus clouds always are Z is for zipper, which you should have on your jacket if you live near the cold ocean in San Francisco or San Diego

Maybe they’ll let you pay for dinner later!

My wife is at a graduation in MN... but my sons invited me on my boat with their friends. Very nice of them! 82 degrees and calm out here... beautiful evening.