No, but I would laugh at a junkie masquerading as a retiree getting injured hiking up a mountain at 3AM in pink bunny slippers while trolling a weather forum.
In a couple months, you'll hopefully be able to throw those crutches in the fireplace and let them burn to ashes. Just make sure to get away from the fire as crutches are saturated with a LOT of sweat after being stuck into people's armpits for hours at a time.
That sounds crazy cold for the house during the summer. Do you sleep in shorts and a t-shirt and a sheet in those temperatures?
I've heard of people who set the heat to 72 in the winter and set the AC to 68 in the summer.