Ouch.

oof

this is not ideal....

I see that you’ve annoyed the children here with all the weenie reactions you’ve received crazy to think that enjoying warm weather and sunshine here in the PNW would be so wrong according to them

I think 1933-34 was kinda similar to this winter. I heard it had record breaking ARs and floods in December, in a similar fashion. And flirted with a little cold and snow in February. It was just missing the weird March event we got 10 days ago in Seattle. But not sure if that winter or any of the others you listed had this much persistent torching in the general mountain west. The snowpack is abysmal. Northern WA and BC mountains sort of caught up thanks to March alone.