I hardly believe them myself, but the math adds up.
0-1 at some mystery game I barely remember when I was six years old.
0-4 sweep at the hand of the rockies while road tripping in denver in 2017
0-2 attending back to back astros games with my mom in 2020
1-12 over the course of the whole 2022 season. That included an astros sweep. Demoralizing stuff, though I kept going until I got my one win. That's right, I was 0-19 coming into my first win. You can probably tell why I kept wanting to go. Or maybe that just makes it worse. I can't tell, I'm practically insane
I think this year has been the universe evening itself out. Just like how this July will singlehandedly compensate for every year going back to 2013, in glorious drizzly fashion!