Penguin was on a road trip along the coast when his car started acting up. So he found a mechanic, dropped it off and wandered around town while the mechanic looked at it.
When he got back to the shop, the mechanic said, "it looks like you blew a seal." The penguin got really embarrassed, hurriedly wiped his beak and said "oh no, its just ice cream!"
Thank you very much, try the veal, I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress.