Next fiscal year may be tough. Fred and I already took out a heavy loan to pay for this winter's promising teleconnections. We were really hoping to bank in on the final year of the current -PNA deal with China's Weather Task Force (WTF), but this year's highly anticipated ENSO package arrived heavily damaged. We tried phoning Bastardi for a replacement but he never picked up. Maybe we could trade next January's fake cold for a solid trade burst?
Yes, we'll never have winter again. We are all doomed. Yakima will truly become the Palms Springs of the PNW. People from other regions should start booking their trips right now, before Yakky land gets too overcrowded with snow birds and tourists.