Anyone have an Etsy witch they recommend? I'm looking for someone that can both curse anything east of the Mississippi and bless anything west of the Cascades and north of Coburg.

Unless you're gone in late January, then I think you'll be fine.

Agree. Places will get cold. Some big 850 anomalies.

At least, for the moment, most seem to agree on some actual cold air penetrating the CONUS within 8-9 days.

Look to be in pretty good agreement with their ensemble through day 7 or 8. Things get a bit crazy after that but not unusually so, IMO.