Lol

For context: it triggers at a 25F wind chill forecast.

Three winters ago, they had their snowiest winter in 30 years. Let's see where they finish this season, they can get plenty of snow Feb-Apr. Also, guess what their least snowy winter is? Good old 1933-34.

I remember the 2nd coldest record back in 1985. They measured -8 at the airport on the south side of town, but up on the north side where I lived, I think we hit -11 to -13. I still remember the weather forecaster saying "do not go outside! you will die! We are not equipped for this kind of cold!" I tried venturing outside in my converse tennis shoes, blue jeans and Member's Only jacket.... I didn't stay out very long.

Yep. I also expect to have at least 35 90F burgers this next summer. And extended stretches of oppressive heat. All leading up to possible fire devastation one of these years.