Maybe he's still feeding them old dog food from the 80s.

Full disclosure: I took the 'No' option last week on Seattle seeing 0.1" of snow this month on Kalshi.

You said it's scripted. That means it's all planned out. Are you saying the players are in on it? Ever?? I call BS big time on that. Or are you saying the refs might be encouraged to tilt things at times? The latter would be at plausible. Involving any players means involving them all. And that is absolutely impossible and you know it.

Fun fact: White dog turds don't really exist anymore, at least not as a near universal feature of dog poo. Dog turds used to turn white because just about all dog food contained bone meal, leading to an excess of calcium in the diet of most dogs. However, bone meal was largely removed as an ingredient in dog food in the 90s and 2000s, due fears of Mad Cow Disease, thus ending the epidemic of shriveled up white dog poo on lawns across the world.

I'd rather face the 49ers next weekend but I just cannot bring myself to root for them. My family is mixed, similar to what I'm seeing in online Hawks communities. Some of us refuse to ever root for them and are fine playing the Rams. "Bring it on." Others of us are extremely reluctantly rooting for them to beat the Eagles so hopefully the Bears can knock out the Rams next weekend for us. So conflicted!