...WE'RE ALL GONNA F*KIN' DIE... . . . . . . . . . . . Or just get wet

I actually mentioned that last night. We'll see how the 12Z runs do with the storm today.

That one was way deeper and probably went sub-960mb but yeah, in general these south to north parallel trackers are the best at maximizing that southerly pressure gradient. I'd say December 11, 2014 is the best recent comparison. This one appears like it will likely be a bit weaker (that one hit 973mb), but also a bit closer to the coast.

2 seconds of daylight gained today.

80 will never happen. This too will get watered down as we approach. Don’t be so dramatic.