Ridge isn’t as beefy into Alaska on this run.

Correct! I mean, we're both in free countries, so do whatever you want, but I would suggest that we also shouldn't worry about snow maps that are full of pepto at this range. But what is okay is for people to look at the pepto maps and enjoy them while still knowing that they will not happen as currently modeled. Positive attention is not actually the same thing as negative attention. Hope this helps!

How do you still not get that literally everything I post is sarcastic or satire lol

No 50 burgers, how sad.

There is a decent chance of several beers or perhaps some vodka on that day. Snow ain't gonna happen. Maybe a day or two before or after. I'm used to it.