Only good chipmunk is a dead chipmunk.

The weenie footprint is growing. Two new members have been inducted into the club in the past day. I wonder who is next.

Sounds like he's a bit hard on the local good wildlife, too.

David Lightman: I wish I didn't know about any of this. I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to talk like Phil. I swear to God I did.